sooooooo... i'm on empty, pull up to the pump. a buff looking dude with shoulder length blonde hair appears at the window & i request fill with regular please.
flynn (2): mom is that a man or a lady?
me: thinking oh lord maybe if i ignore that comment it will be ok, meanwhile i'm flumbling as fast as i can to shut the window!!
flynn (as loud as he can): MOM ~ IS THAT A MAN OR A LADY??
me: still fumbling, damn these childlock windows! er it's a man sweetheart.
oscar (4): but he looks like a lady
me: (oh good now oscar's joining in!!)
flynn: but mom... that man's hair looks really funny!
me: well that's how he likes it & it's not polite to say it looks funny
i am now paying, with window down
oscar: but why is his hair like that?
you know those images that get sent round when someone has driven off before they have taken the nozzle out? they must have kids in the car!!
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